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The man in the middle is Yanis Marshall. He is basically the most amazing dancer/choreographer and he is very popular in France (his home country). Sometimes he wears heels when he dances, which has become his trademark. 

He’s getting better known all over the world, and he and two of his dancers Arnaud Boursain and Mehdi Mamine recently made it into the final of Britain’s Got Talent. 

Here is his YouTube channel. 

Here is his website. 

Seriously have a watch of his routines. He’s just so inspired. (I personally thought his act should have won BGT). 

He gets a lot of hate because apparently people are still obsessed with that old gender roles thing, and get upset that he wears heels when he dances. 

You guys would like him a lot.

Here’s the link to the video from his official You Tube channel

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If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 



If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra


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Spencer gave me life.

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dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

that was so cute.  i really needed that today.  <3

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This’ll cover the basics, such as financial expectation, rental history, what to bring for the application process, etc.

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Good advice that I’m gonna keep in mind but omg these numbers are miniscule compared to the price of living in California, gotta keep that in mind too.

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i compiled some pics of dreamworks female characters who were introduced in the same years as disney female characters- rapunzel, anna, and honey lemon

its up to you to decide which company is more progressive when designing female characters who appear distinct from the company’s last female protagonist, even tho its sorta extremely obvious  

#disney needs to get off of glen keane’s dick

i know i reblogged this already but that hashtag sums it up

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ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me


take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt


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david gaider bein real


david gaider bein real

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